The Pink Invaders - The Past and Future of The Pink Invaders

To: Commander of the Rubber Alliance, in service to his Shaftness, Glanzis the Enormous
Cc: Rev. Pee-Peeman, head of the Invasion Force of Pink (host John Davey)
From: symbiont private Bigtit-Tiebitch (host: Carole Stueben) and symbiont #1 Just-One-T (host Mat Kniola)

Operation: Plan 69 from Outer Space
Subject: Pre-invasion Plot
File No.: 7477

The Pink Invaders' mothership crash-landed in the corn fields of northwest Indiana approximately 4,711 cycles ago (Earth year 1996). However, the invaders began implementing their plan for world domination long before this, by subverting the morals of every man, woman, and child that came to see the performance of the Rocky Horror Picture Show in Merrillville, Indiana.

The leader of the invading force, Rev. Pee-Peeman, insinuated himself into the body of John Davey, at the time a seven-year fan of the movie/play, and implanted the idea of creating the original cast, the "Absent Friends."

With the help of one Kristie Wright and one Ryan Marckle, the Absent Friends fulfilled their mission of returning The Rocky Horror Picture Show to northwest Indiana after a five year dry spell. The cast had a jumpstart from a neighboring crew of suspicious characters, "Completely Crazy", based in Mundelein, Illinois. The Absent Friends opened in the Merrillville 10 theater in March 1992. The first two months they played to a sold-out house. Alas, due to problems mostly concerning theater management, the Absent Friends died in September of 1992, fulfilling the curse surrounding the name "Absent Friends" in the Chicagoland Area.

The invasion force was able to recover from this setback. In March of 1993, the children returned again in the form of the "Tiny Fools." at the Crossroads Cinema in Merrillville (within laser cannon distance of Gary, Indiana - three years running Murder Capital of the World). The Tiny Fools lasted until August 1995 when the theater closed. During their reign, the Tiny Fools held two AIDS benefit shows, the first around Halloween 1993 (organized and directed by Jack Hartlerode), the second, Halloween of 1994 (organized and directed by Amy Davis, Ryan Marckle, and Mat Kniola). Both were rousing successes, with four sellout shows. The 1993 late show was standing room only. The Tiny Fools raised approximately $4000 for the Ryan White Foundation.

The Tiny Fools' final show was to a full house, full of much love, sex, nudity, and aliens. It seemed that Rocky Horror would never again see the light of the moon in northwest Indiana.

Operation: Plan 69 from Outer Space
Subject: Invasion!
File No.: 092675

The Crossroads Cinema re-opened in April 1996 under the ownership of human Glynn Bricker. Long-dormant symbiont Rev. Pee-Peeman awoke to fulfill his mission. Guiding the body of John Davey, he convinced human Shawn Stutler to enter the Mothership, where he was conditioned with anal and nasal probes to reinstate Rocky Horror. The plan was completed with the aid of Ed Lipinski (assimilated by symbiont alien Edluv-Erinthehouse).

Through the machinations of the alien leader (The Grand Shaft, Glanzis the Enormous of the Pink, of the planet Ejaculi, in the galaxy of Transylvania), plans detailing the formation of a RHPS cast (written by Sal Piro, human president of the official fan club) fell into the hands of the invaders and their human followers. While reading through the plans, the aliens noticed a short statement full of hidden meaning. The guide stated: "to prevent a pink invader, one must sew the fly of Brad's underwear shut." This caused much rejoicing among the symbionts, who then named their fledgling cast the "Pink Invaders." To this day, they have never sewed the fly of Brad's underwear shut.

The home base of the Pink Invaders has been held successfully for nearly five years now. Shawn Stutler remains as human liaison, and is brought up to the Mothership periodically for experimentation and conditioning. Many more have been implanted and coerced into joining the troops. The Pink Invaders have also begun a full-scale invasion of the rest of the Rocky Horror Community through the use of pre-shows and merchandise booths at national conventions, fooling many into believing that the Pink Invaders are actual humanoid cult fans.

The Pink Invaders vow to thrust forward in their plans to subvert the entire planet to their creed, creating an entire world of "not good people" and finishing what another planet in the galaxy of Transylvania started, but could not and would not finish.

All hail Ejaculi and the Mighty Glanzis! May our enemies quake with fear when faced with our eternal battle cry, "Corn Forever!"